lets get tackled!
I was standing around my job the other day and glanced at one of those huge TV screens they had plastered all over the place. A face caught my attention, so badly that I forgot I didn’t get paid to stand. A face, a nice brown face with white teeth, brown eyes. Shoulders that are made for big hugs. Biceps made for sweet cuddles and bragging rights. I was in complete awe. Another guy popped up. He was wearing a jersey and tights. I then realized its football season! WHY ARE FOOTBALL PLAYERS SO CUTE? I mean all of them. Nice bodies and faces! That’s insane. It’s like coaches go around picking the most handsome faces, and say, “Hey sexy, join the football team”. Not only are they fine, but they’re also critical thinkers, am I right? If I had to run a ball down a field not only, would I pass out; I’d probably turn around to see who is behind me and get trampled from being too curious to focus on my feet. Not on purpose, of course. People are often offended when they get turned down for their appearance. It’s often asked, “Do looks matter to you?” Then comes judgement for being “shallow” for having standards about something people were either born with or without. Really, I believe good looks come from basic hygiene and routine health. Working out and washing your face goes a long way! Most football players have regular faces with fine bodies, and that’s the tea. A healthy diet creates clear skin, and a few squats create a nice booty. Perfect. Sexy season in full affect ladies and pervs. Let the games begin!
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